trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

image

Yes

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terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

i’m in love with people’s hands and the way they clench their fists and the way their fingertips lightly press down onto piano keys or thighs. calloused fingers or dainty fingers. hands writing poems or memos or parking tickets. hands writing futures. to me, every crease on the palm is a love line.
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thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED

AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE

snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

partybottom:

your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”

your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”

your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix

you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous

there is dignity in just being

it is ok to be

you merely have to be

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

trxnh:

Blue Bow from Hhotaru | Discount Code: teaboxes10
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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Wow, these stockings are gorgeous!

Me: I want to see my OTP in this angsty situation
Me: *sees OTP in angsty situation*
Me: I don't even know what I was thinking this is terrible
» i’ll take a gender

foxfamilyfeatures:

and eat it 

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*